Inagural Blog!

This is the story of the beginning of my fame(as of yet not reached...). So I'm laying in bed in my apartment trying to come up with ways to not be poor any more. Of course, like any rational 20 year old male, I reject the idea of getting a job. Then at 4 AM, in my delirious state of half asleep/half too worried about eating to sleep, I realize the best way to make money is to become famous. Finally my body(thinking this is a legitimate option, and realizing I wont run out of food for at least another week) passes out. I the morning I am waken up not buy my alarm clock like normal humans but by the infernal noise of hell that comes from my neighbors washing machine.



You see, my neighbors basement, which includes their washing machine, is right underneath my bedroom. I'm not sure if in their many years of life that they never learned how to load a washing machine or if they got it from a junk yard placed an ancient Indian burial site and its now possessed by the things from Poltergeist (in wich case it probably makes their clothes all ectoplasm-y), but it is the loudest appliance ever. It makes me want to hulk out, bash through the floor to access their basement, and chuck it at the nearest other thing I hate in order to destroy two evil birds with one stone (most likely would be someone talking on their phone while driving)



Oh that would bring me such happiness, but I digress.

Anyway, at least laying awake in bed gave me a chance to ponder the many ways to become famous. I quickly ruled out football or rap singer, my skinny white body would last long in either career. Next I ruled out any thing that would take too much effort on my part, such as becoming leader of the world or discovering anti-gravity technology(both of which would probably lead to the end of the world). It was then that I learned that real fame might be out of my reach, but Internet fame could be the solution to all my problems. Thus I became a blogger! From now on, in order to reach fame I will blog about many topics including but not limited to.. my life as a poor college student; video game and movie related activities; my opinions on pop culture; randomness that holds no real point or underlying meaning, but is funny anyway; and the many things that I feel that you, the reader, should know about life in general. Enjoy and help me on my road to fame!!